Kicking 2026 Off With A Bang!

How is it 2026 already? Feels like 2025 flew by in a horrible, dystopian flash. Here’s hoping 2026 is a little more….hopeful?

Good news is, we are going to be playing a ton in the first half of the year. We’re kicking things off on Sunday, January 18th with a Bad Things Trio (accordion/banjo/upright bass) show at Ballard’s Old Stove Gardens. It’s an all ages, afternoon show and we’re going on around 6pm PST, so great news to all the old timers.

Then, on Saturday, February 14th, yes, Valentine’s Day, we’re going to be hosting an epic cabaret night featuring us, The Party Cats, burlesque by Jenny Penny and Jimmy the Pickpocket (aka DJ Pickpocket) will be spinning weird and wonderful love songs from his extensive 45 collection. The Bad Things set will feature love songs from throughout our career and many we haven’t played in over a decade. We’re talking: “The Breaking,” “Bonnie To My Clyde,” “Can’t Get Enough of Love,” “Twilight,” and even a cover of our old buddy Drew’s epic “Zorno’s Waltz” as performed by Circus Contraption and God’s Favorite Beefcake. After the “love” set, Jenny will do some more burlesque and we’ll finish off with a short set of Bad Things “classics.”

It’s at Tim’s Tavern in White Center. They have been going through some tough financial times, so be sure to support them by buying tickets to this show and donating to their fundraiser here. They are a valuable asset to the south end’s live music scene so we got to be sure we don’t lose them.

Tickets go on sale at 10:00AM PST today, so pick yours up here.

We’ll be returning to Portland in early March for a full band set, and we’ll be back to Carnation and Ballard with our “For Shane” tribute nights to The Pogues and Shane MacGowan, just in time for St. Patty’s Day.

2026 is shaping up nicely. Get those tickets, save Tim’s and we’ll see you out there. Cheers!

Punk! Folk! Rock & Roll! Coming to The Tractor on August 17.

2025 has been light on shows as we’ve been hyper-focused on finishing the fifth Bad Things album. But, after a kick-ass show at The Clock Out Lounge last weekend, our live show is back and better than ever. So, we are excited as hell to announce our next show on Sunday, August 17 at The Tractor Tavern in Ballard with The Drowns and Danbert Nobacon opening!

As most of you know, we’re GenX-ers and all of us were raised on punk rock in the 80s and 90s. Punk is core to our sound and attitude and we’ve always considered ourselves a “punk folk” band, though the definition has morphed over time. Danbert Nobacon and Chumbawamba were certainly one of the first bands within the anarcho-punk scene that incorporated folk influences so they started me down the path of discovering rebel songs throughout history.

The Drowns may not incorporate folk, but folk imagery runs deep in their lyrics with references to Woody Guthrie in their ode to Seattle, “Battery Street.” Honestly, as an old fart in his 50s, there’s very little contemporary punk that gets me excited like the old records did, but The Drowns are an exception and nothing if not exciting. They mine some great eras of rock and roll, mixing the pub rock/proto-punk of bands like Dr. Feelgood and Rose Tattoo, with the singalong choruses of 70s/80s street punk like Cock Sparrer and The Business and a little Chuck Berry thrown in for extra measure. It’s high energy, melodic and they rock the fuck out of it live. They joined us for our Shane MacGowan tribute, and I found out they were long-time Bad Things fans. We’ve been itching to collaborate ever since, so here we go. Also, this is their only Seattle show this year!

Tickets go on sale today at 10AM PST, so get yours now before they’re gone!

cheers,

Jimmy the Pickpocket

The Bad Things Vaudeville Show Returns in 2025!

What a strange, dystopian year we’ve had here in America. Doesn’t even feel fun to joke about the apocalypse when it feels so damn close. But, those of us in the thick of it still find time to dance, drink and celebrate. Human nature suggests we enjoy partying while everything burns around us.

In the spirit of hopeless revelry in the face of doom, we proudly present the return of The Bad Things Vaudeville Show! We did this first in partnership with Chaotic Noise Marching Corps last fall at Miller’s in Carnation. We decided we needed to bring it to our favorite venue in Seattle, The Clock-Out Lounge and they were gracious enough of have us. Joining the madness will be The Black Hearts Society, Leslie Rosen and our old partner in crime Miss J9 Fierce.

This is our first show in Seattle in 2025 and actually our first show period since being holed up in the studio all winter recording our forthcoming new record. We’ll be featuring some of these songs alongside Bad Things classics and a couple songs with Chaotic Noise. Point is, it’ll be a night to remember and you’d be an idiot to miss it. Don’t be an idiot!

Get your tickets here before they’re gone. We will also have a fresh new batch of Bad Things accordion-logo t-shirts and every t-shirt order gets a free Bad Things CD of their choice! What a deal. See you soon kiddies.

Last Bad Things Show of 2024 Will Be in Portland!

It’s been about a year since we last played the Rose City. Before that it had been years, so it’s exciting to be visiting Portland frequently again. A few years back, Bad Things co-founder Mad Wilcox moved to Portland and joined a great band, The Bone Saints. Definitely in the same spirit as The Bad Things with acoustic-based folk-ish music and dark subject matter. They formed during the pandemic and brought along all its feelings of loneliness, desperation and fear. Can’t think of a better opening act.

This will be our first time at the White Eagle and we got an hour plus set in store for you. Our focus has really been on our new material and we’ve added a female vocalist since our last Portland visit so come see Bad Things 3.0. We head into the studio in early 2025, so next time we visit, hopefully we’ll have a new record in tow.

Space is limited so get your tickets here before they’re gone. Can’t wait to see all our Rose City friends this weekend!

Last Seattle Bad Things Show Until November!

That’s right, we’ve been hitting Seattle hard this year getting the new songs and band members up to speed but it’s time to take a break. We have another batch of songs we got to get ready before recording in early 2025, so it’s back to writing mode. But, don’t worry, we have a fun return to Seattle planned for November 1st at the legendary Swedish Club. Stay tuned on that.

The show at Tim’s is not to be missed though. Not only are we joined by our old friends and former practice space roomies The Jesus Chords and the always incredible Vito, but the show is all ages, meaning my kid can come and yours too if you have ’em. What better way to warp their young minds?

The show also has to be wrapped up by 10pm due to noise curfew in White Center so even better for us old folks. But that means we’ll be going on much earlier than normal. I would plan on us hitting the stage by 8:30pm or so.

Advanced tickets are only $10 so I would get those here.

We’re going to be focused on some other regional markets when we return in the fall so look for shows in Carnation, Portland and Tacoma, hopefully. Live outside of Seattle and want The Bad Things to come to your town? Let us know and we’ll try and make it happen.

Happy Summer everyone! Hope you can come party with us on the 15th.

P.S. We will have our amazing new stickers available to hand out. Please vandalize at will and spread the love. We are also going to have prints of Kathy Moore’s amazing poster art for sale. This one’s a framer for sure.

Back to the Market with the Rusty Cleavers – April 27th

That’s right, we return to our birthplace, the Pike Place Market for a special night of junkyard cabaret and “queer-loving, Black Lives Matter proclaiming, progressive pickin’ from the heart of Tacoma” from The Rusty Cleavers. Here they are doing their bluegrass tribute to The Misfits.

We have a decades-old history with The Rabbit Box Theatre, having played our first shows there when it was Patti Summers Cabaret and then flexing our theatrical muscles in the aughts with the Can Can Castaways. Tonight we promise a night of new songs, favorite covers and timeless classics.

We will also have copies of the amazing poster art from Kathy Moore. These are definitely frame-worthy and continues our tradition of collectible posters for the Rabbit Box shows from Kathy. Get yours and get some Bad Things on your walls.

Tickets are $15 advanced / $18 day-of-show so get yours now at: https://givebutter.com/TheBadThings-April-27

The Classic Bad Things Accordion Tee is Back!! On Sale Friday 11/03/2023

It’s probably been over a decade since we’ve had the classic Bad Things Accordion tee available but it’s back! This design was hand drawn by Bad Things co-founder Mad Wilcox and is a portrait of my old war-horse Excelsior accordion, broken keys and all. She has since been retired.

We have a limited run of this classic tee going on sale on Friday, November 3rd. THIS FRIDAY! It’s Bandcamp Friday so all proceeds go straight to The Bad Things.

We have women’s and men’s sizes. These are 100% cotton, Next Level Apparel black t-shirts. They are form fitting so if you like a loose-fitting shirt, go one size up.

We’ll post these at 10:00AM PST on Friday, November 3rd so head over to our Bandcamp page and support a fine group of independent artists, us.

See you on Bandcamp Friday!

cheers, Jimmy the Pickpocket

Just Announced! Lucky Liquor in April.

12670043_1186670031360680_8333721719566863652_nIn the 14 years of The Bad Things existence, the band has played a variety of venues; from swanky cabarets and concert halls, to music festivals, breweries, schoolhouses, underground speakeasy’s and punk rock dive bars.

The latter has always been the true spiritual home of the band however. The character’s that inhabit their songs are daily drinkers that spend their last pennies at working class bars in an effort to black out the work week. The band’s first shows were at places like the 9LB Hammer, at the time a sole outpost of underground culture in a neighborhood that Seattle forgot.

Boy have times changed. Georgetown has become a hipster mecca and true dives are becoming harder and harder to find. This in a city that once boasted some of the dingiest shit holes known to man. A port town whose central business district was once dominated by strip bars, porn and gun shops, prostitutes and hustlers. Now you’d be hard pressed to find a dive bar not filled with ironic moustaches, tweed jackets and trust funders drinking PBR and Old Crow in an attempt to mimic authentic working class culture.

That’s why this show at Lucky Liquor, a punk rock dive bar if there ever was one, feels special. Located on the far south end of Boeing Field, on the shores of the Duwamish, one of the most polluted waterways in the United States, this feels like a homecoming of sorts. A return to the real south end, yet to be compromised by gentrification and hipster entrepreneurs, to gritty old Seattle, the true spiritual home of the Bad Things universe.

It’s made even better as they’ll be joined by fellow purveyors of vintage Northwest grit: Bakelite 78 and The Mongrel Jews.

Come celebrate Friday night and bask in an irony-free haven for the real working class. This will be the real deal my friends.

The Bad Things
Bakelite 78
and The Mongrel Jews
Friday, April 22, 2016
at Lucky Liquor – 10325 E Marginal Way S, Tukwila, WA 98168
Doors at 8pm. Cover is $8 advanced/$10 at the door.